I think I may have found my theme song.
True story I was walking in the dark and three or four guys were walking next to me on this super long driveway to a pre-VMA house party. One guy said, “You know a girl got a big butt when you can see it in the dark.”
Ladies and gents, I was like, “Couldn’t you just compliment me? You could have said, ‘Damn your butt is nice.’, or said something to me instead of talking about my ass right next me.”
Yes. My butt is probably so big that you can see it in the dark.
An ode to the men and women with big asses out there.
Jennifer Lopez, featuring Iggy Azalea, “Booty.”